Thank goodness for sisters

For Christmas every year our family gets desk calendars...exciting I know.  And this year my two sisters were in charge of finding calendars for everyone.  Imagine my surprise when I opened up mine and found this

According to my sisters I am WAY too nice and need to learn my fair share of comebacks in order to be successful in this world.  So I've taken their advice and am storing up as many self-centered "bitchy" sayings as possible until I'm ready to unload them on some un-expecting but very much deserving person.

I decided the best place for the calendar would be the kitchen since I do my fair share of complaining in that room already and might as well learn how to be a bit bitchy while I'm at it.  You never know, maybe one day I'll get the nerve to throw the sauce-pan across the room in a fit of rage...or maybe just slam the refrigerator door really hard.  You have to take these things one step at a time