Why today pretty much rocks

I've had two major accomplishments today.  No, nothing like solving world peace or curing hunger.  But nonetheless today has been great for two reasons.

#1  I successfully made it to my car this morning while walking on ice, wearing dress boots, and carrying a box with both hands without falling.  Sure it took me about 5X as long as normal and I looked like a fool...but I didn't fall so it's pretty much an amazing accomplishment.

#2 I have officially found the creepiest picture EVER.  No really...don't believe me?  Just scroll my friends...

Would you like to reconsider?  I'll gladly take your apologies for doubting me in the comment section below.  

Pic found on Cote De Texas