Because you have to read the book when your professor wrote it...

At first glance you probably aren't too jealous of me...

But at second glance perhaps a sudden realization that you too wish you were studying the English and Catholic Reformations...

Thank you Starbucks Via packet, milk, sugar, vanilla, and Hershey's Chocolate Syrup 

Now I'm off to read the Council of Trent and the Laws of Ecclesiastical Polity

...oh the humble life of a seminary student...